tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN

john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.
I really sang it out loud

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

I really sang it out loud

bottleshark:

Zevran is my favorite Dragon Age character, hands down, no competition. As such, I was really sad to hear that he wasn’t going to be appearing in Inquisition.

So, as a tribute to Zevran, here’s a theoretical Inquisition-era design of him as leader of the Antivan Crows. Design isn’t exactly my specialty, but I had a lot of fun doing this.

Oh no!!! I wanted zevran to be in so bad!!

selinakyle-wayne:

this cat is chubby halloween

THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON

KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE

THIS KITTY IS SAURON.

"YOU FOOLTH"

Is this real?!

mistedmountains:

i am not sorry at all

aonecybertroniankindofwoman:

Omg okay so I was fucking about with my fruit and I started making Combaticons out of fruit and i called them Smoothiecons and I called them Orangeslaught (Onslaught), Strwindle (Swindle), Blast Berry (Blast off), Vortectarine (Vortex) and Brawlnana (Brawl) and then it escalated And they became FRUITICUS

aonecybertroniankindofwoman:

Omg okay so I was fucking about with my fruit and I started making Combaticons out of fruit and i called them Smoothiecons and I called them Orangeslaught (Onslaught), Strwindle (Swindle), Blast Berry (Blast off), Vortectarine (Vortex) and Brawlnana (Brawl) and then it escalated

And they became

FRUITICUS

fayren:

Peace treaty.

My life with cats

p-cinereus:

its a regular occurrence 

the large amounts of fur make him feel powerful